Friday, July 08, 2005

Weekend Humour...Post Dennis so to speak

A young blonde was on vacation & driving through the Everglades. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking. Becoming frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes for free!" The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!" The blonde headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch an alligator. Later, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand. Then, she spots huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy bank of the swamp. Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde struggled and flipped the gator onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, "OH CRAP! THIS ONE IS BAREFOOT TOO."

7 comments:

Camille said...

Naw man scratchie! Dat nuh riiiiight!

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Marc M said...

hilarious :)

Campfyah said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha good one for the weekend. How yuh brave Dennis

Mad Bull said...

It was funny fi true, but the comments were funnier still... "Dat nuh riiiiight!"

Anonymous said...

Ok, it get a C+ from me....(better grade dan MB own!)

So, I assume seh onoo have light and ting post Dennis...or else I might as well stay likkle longer here! Dr. D.

Jdid said...

lol, thats a good one

dorna! said...

Good to see Dennis didn't dent your sense of humour.