Friday, October 29, 2004
Light humour
Got this from a friend... not hilariously funny but
TO HELL WITH SUMMER!!! DROP THE PUCK!!!
> >The husband had just finished reading the book, MAN OF
> >THE HOUSE.
> >
> >He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to
> >his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said,
> >"From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of
> >this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare
> >me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished
> >eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert
> >afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me
> >my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
> >bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
> >
> >
> >His wife replied, "The fcking funeral director."
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I'd say its about as good as my Nurse/Doctor joke weh all o onoo diss! Dr. D.
When I got married, I'd ask my wife (who was in the kitchen at the time) to bring me a drink. She replied, "Why, are your legs broke?"
Dis joke is far more wikid than yours, Doc. Its just that I heard this one already... - Mad Bull
I love her come-back! (but then, I'm a woman too.)
Hey Scratchie, don't be posting dem jokes to give a man any ideas you know! I read the first part of the joke and sort of glossed over the punchline the first time I read it--silly me went straight into the kitchen and demanded said things of Pebbles, and her response was very much similar to said wife!
{arf,arf}
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