Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Post # 2 for Today...Humour

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arm. Well, Lena was hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00am. The next day at 8:45 there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself so he 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pileup. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs. The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday........ "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles".

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, Ok, I guess not bad. We will only charge you for one round of drinks! Dr. D.

Campfyah said...

ha ha ha ha haha it's always good to see new jokes around..

Mad Bull said...

She should have known that wasn't her job, because if a man doesn't have balls, he just doesn't have balls. Don't bother to waste the time trying to give them to him, you simi?

Anonymous said...

Good one Scratchie!!!!

Ciya