Wednesday, November 10, 2004
Nothing to post so ....more Humour
$500.00
A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I can have my way with you from behind!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said "When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said "That M!@&!@r F!@$#r had $500 in quarters!"
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7 comments:
Good one Scratchie...I must try that, but the fellow must have wonderful skills to be able to navigate his way around a woman that's bending to pick up 125 quarters!
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Don't deny the man his time span AD...I'ts 2000 quarters she was picking up.
Hi sunshine I'm OK.
Mi R.A.S.S. Scratchie, I definately not going be teaching Math anytime soon! But now that you mention it, is a helluva chore still!
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You know, Scratchie, I think in US or CI dollars nowadays so I thought your joke was going to be that he dropped the J$ equivalent of US$500 in $1 bills, because that would have her picking stuff up for long too... Nuh J$30,500 that? :-)
So spake Mad Bull.
At least it wasn't pennies ... or he'll be having a blast!!!
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Funny one Scratchie
Scratchie, Good one.
Now we know that the Dawg never passed Maths! :)) Dr. D.
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